Arbeitsblatt: Limericks

Limericks Out dining, young alligator, when asked if hed have coffee later, just shook his large head and pleasantly said, was planning on having the waiter. There was an old man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in the night in terrible fright, and found it was perfectly true. There was an old man with beard who said: Its just as feared! Two owls and hen, four larks and wren, have all built their nests in my beard! There was an old man from Peru who watched his wife making stew but once by mistake, in her stove she did bake, that unfortunate man of Peru. There was young lady from Riga who rode with smile on tiger. They returned from the ride, with the lady inside and the smile on the face of the tiger. There was young man from Peru who found he had nothing to do. So he sat on chair, and counted his hair and found he had seventy-two. There was man named Wesser whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser It at last grew so small that he knew nothing at all And now he is professor